Bang! It hits you like a brick wall and literally takes your breath away….actually it’s so bad, you actually wish you were dead and not experiencing it at this moment…It suffocates you. It smothers you. It chokes you. B.O. I’m taking about body odor. And not the type of “gentle glistening” after rummaging through the [...]
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Backstabbing Bitch
Smoky, Here’s my rant….. my best friend since grade school has ditched me for a guy she’s fucking. Not only does she not call or have time for me, but when her and her boyfriend are scrapping, only then does she text or call to hang out. She’s totally using me and last week I [...]
Dirty Bit in the Sun
Smoky, I really had the urge to slap someone while on vacation last week and I have to vent. I was in Vegas and there were tons of gorgeous women in hot bikinis. Unfortunately the only chair left by the pool was next to this very fat woman …… {{{*}}} Not that I hate large [...]
Stilettos on Viagra
“Yeah, I’m married…. Does that mean you don’t want to {{{*}}}fuck me??” Seriously, that’s actually what some asshole said to me in a New York bar. It’s a very stylish supper club, known for the powerful, usually married, executive crowd it draws which seems to be accompanied by the designer escorts and gold-diggers looking for [...]
And you wonder why we wanna slap ya… !
Stupid people. Gawd! They are everywhere… And they seem to infiltrate our lives at the most inopportune moments….usually when we’re already pissed off at yet another moron for wasting 7 minutes of our lives that we can’t get back. Ironically, it also seems to coincide with dropping our last cigarette in a puddle and our [...]
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